After Dinner Mint

And by this, I am referring, of course, to the post-beard festivities. I mentioned earlier that I enjoy carving out a vicious mustache for a day or two before my face puts on its birthday suit. However, a very salient question was asked of me today, "What about going with mutton chops?" This remarkably capable individual recalled a couple years prior wherein I enjoyed a nice pair of mutton chops following my glorious beard. They hung with me like little buddies for nearly a month. While I encourage the mustache, and all the panache and sophistication that comes with one, carving out some wicked chops seems, also, like a very respectable and appreciably viable after dinner mint, so to speak. Take that for what it's worth.